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Maud, Maud. You're finally here.

2
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Come on, join us. Come on. Pick up your dress.

3
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Comfort yourself.

4
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Yes. Massage yourself, Maude.

5
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Massage as before.

6
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If you only knew how much I missed you.

7
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Every moment,
every second.

8
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Regret.

9
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I regret so many things.

10
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It's kind of lonely around here
when you don't come to visit.

11
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There's so much peace here.
- Yes.

12
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So.

13
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Massage harder.

14
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I also enjoy masturbating,
when I have time.

15
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Between two flights.

16
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Idi Amin!

17
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Idi Amin. Idi Amin. Come on, darling.

18
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Yes, I shit now!

19
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Hurry up. The plane is about to leave.

20
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He left without us.

21
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I'm late !

22
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Hurry up !

23
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Okay, I'm wiping my ass!

24
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Idi Amin, vin.

25
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Dirt! Damn white! Whore!
(Name: Charlene Dodd, Stewardess)

26
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What's going on here?

27
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Your Excellency, please.
(ATTEMPT OF GAS SUICIDE)

28
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It was that day
in which I decided to commit suicide.

29
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If all the women they like
color guys would do the same ...

30
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It's awful.

31
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I died before I found out.

32
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Well ... they didn't allow it
access of color to my hotel.

33
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A loser! You're just a loser!

34
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Yes Dear.

35
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My mother warned me. My father warned me!
- Yes Yes.

36
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It has been confirmed. They were right!

37
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I'm such an idiot.
I was blinded by love.

38
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Who would ever believe
that we are on our honeymoon? Who?

39
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I only did it twice
in two weeks !

40
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Twice, and even so ...

41
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I need tenderness!

42
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You heard me ?

43
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You hear me ?

44
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You spend all your time reading the newspaper!

45
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And in St-Etienne, you had a reputation
to be the biggest womanizer in town!

46
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Yes it is ! A womanizer!

47
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- Okay, okay, enough.

48
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Yes, I imagined I did
the best deal in the whole region!

49
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Apparently, but that's not the case.

50
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An egoist! This is you !

51
00:10:09,748 --> 00:10:10,879
Un egoist nenorocit !

52
00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:28,457
And I was pretty stupid to believe
that you married me out of love.

53
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When all this time, you were just after
my father's business.

54
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It always has been
against our marriage.

55
00:10:34,564 --> 00:10:37,152
Was right.
He knew you weren't good at anything!

56
00:10:37,153 --> 00:10:38,841
No ... Don't get mad.

57
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You are good for nothing !
I'll say it again!

58
00:10:55,659 --> 00:10:58,503
Anyway, I know you don't care
of what people might think.

59
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No no.

60
00:11:18,882 --> 00:11:21,999
I warn you, if this continues,
I'm going to divorce!

61
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That way you'll say goodbye
from my father's business and money.

62
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Okay, that's it. That's enough.

63
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It would be too easy.

64
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Okay, you wanted us to get married.

65
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But to deprive me of affection,
I think it's not fair!

66
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Good good.

67
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,259
But all that will change.
You will see.

68
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Yes Yes.

69
00:12:03,261 --> 00:12:05,822
You must have earned my father's money!

70
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Yes Yes.

71
00:12:09,717 --> 00:12:10,051
Know...

72
00:12:10,867 --> 00:12:11,263
Mother...

73
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He called me last night.

74
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Let's see how we are.

75
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I didn't want to complain,
so as not to alarm her.

76
00:12:19,547 --> 00:12:21,054
You were pretty, pretty!

77
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But I will not hesitate
Tell yourself what's going on.

78
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Once they get home.

79
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No no.

80
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Yes. Um ... no.

81
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You know, I'll tell him everything!

82
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Not. Should not be.

83
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What you say ?

84
00:12:44,837 --> 00:12:46,250
I'm saying ... um ... nothing!

85
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Listen. You understand that it should
to depend a little on you too?

86
00:13:06,709 --> 00:13:07,866
Come with me to the laundry.

87
00:13:08,690 --> 00:13:10,256
You're going to do the same to me.

88
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Of course you wouldn't.

89
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We don't bother here.
(Name: Alice Lemieux, Hotel Employee)

90
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,487
Good. That's it ! I'm tired of you!

91
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With you, I only have problems,
get out !

92
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(ATTEMPT OF SUICIDE BY DROWNING)

93
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So that's why you wanted to die?

94
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I was disgusted with my behavior.

95
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Sex has become the only thing
for which you live me,

96
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it's the only thing I thought about.

97
00:13:32,652 --> 00:13:34,870
As for you,
we thought of you.

98
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I think you were the only one who had
a real reason to end your days.

99
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Poor Penelope.

100
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Poor naive girl.

101
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Wake up, Penelope!

102
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Wake up!

103
00:13:48,963 --> 00:13:49,605
Penelope!

104
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Penelope, wake up!

105
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,556
You don't have to smile like an idiot.

106
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Use your smile on Edouard, if you want him to
run your shitty record later.

107
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:01,641
Following the...

108
00:14:01,642 --> 00:14:04,550
our telephone conversation

109
00:14:04,585 --> 00:14:06,546
from the 23rd of this month ...

110
00:14:19,638 --> 00:14:21,454
Does the smoke bother you?

111
00:14:24,032 --> 00:14:24,841
We confirm,

112
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that we will ensure the retransmission of all concerts.

113
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Of all the pop music concerts ...

114
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from the Kampala festival.

115
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The other concerts will be broadcast ...

116
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at different times.

117
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We will also ensure
running various commercials ...

118
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... on our channel.

119
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Miss, you sent Mr. check. Vial?

120
00:15:06,456 --> 00:15:07,661
Yes, sir. He left this morning.

121
00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:08,933
Good. Let's continue.

122
00:15:08,934 --> 00:15:11,118
On the other hand, we reserve ...

123
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exclusively ...

124
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that other subsequent retransmissions

125
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on our other channels ...

126
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of these concerts in Kampala.

127
00:15:28,281 --> 00:15:29,370
Furthermore...

128
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regarding copyright,

129
00:15:33,729 --> 00:15:36,080
We request...

130
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Write here the usual formula of politeness ...

131
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Please ... etc, etc.

132
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So.

133
00:15:45,607 --> 00:15:48,240
Very good, honey. It's perfect.

134
00:15:50,523 --> 00:15:51,821
Alain is a nice guy,
but not very important.

135
00:15:51,822 --> 00:15:53,962
He's friends with José,
the director of the show.

136
00:16:43,191 --> 00:16:45,388
Ah shit! Damn cable!

137
00:16:50,804 --> 00:16:51,922
We need to fix this.

138
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:01,748
Shit!

139
00:17:15,437 --> 00:17:17,500
How can anyone work like that?

140
00:17:17,501 --> 00:17:18,501
Shit!

141
00:18:10,449 --> 00:18:13,350
Clearly, José was not the type of gentleman.

142
00:18:13,351 --> 00:18:16,816
But if he says a single word to Edouard,
is in Hit Parade!

143
00:18:16,817 --> 00:18:20,866
I hope it climbs to the top of Hit Parade quickly,
here's Penelope with "Drowning in Your Eyes"

144
00:20:52,749 --> 00:20:56,316
Name: Penelope Dupin, Artist

145
00:20:56,317 --> 00:21:00,052
ATTEMPT OF SUICIDE WITH BARBECUE

146
00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:14,999
A day ago
I came to offer you a deal.

147
00:21:15,855 --> 00:21:17,246
A strange business.

148
00:21:20,790 --> 00:21:21,775
Hello?

149
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,214
Yes.

150
00:21:24,685 --> 00:21:25,940
Is it an emergency?

151
00:21:27,147 --> 00:21:28,881
Yes, I'm contacting you.
Stay on the phone.

152
00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:32,625
Room 23, 1st floor.

153
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,430
Hello, motherhood?

154
00:21:38,305 --> 00:21:39,506
I have an emergency.

155
00:22:11,837 --> 00:22:14,709
Death is too important a thing
that it was done in an old-fashioned way.

156
00:22:23,767 --> 00:22:25,167
I want to die too,

157
00:22:26,604 --> 00:22:27,889
but in a pleasant way.

158
00:22:28,929 --> 00:22:30,949
In the most pleasant way possible ...

159
00:22:32,323 --> 00:22:34,327
having an orgasm.

160
00:22:39,393 --> 00:22:41,588
Do you want her to take part in this journey?

161
00:23:49,764 --> 00:23:51,617
THE LADY IS SERVED ...

162
00:24:00,494 --> 00:24:02,735
Let me introduce you to Arnold.

163
00:24:03,238 --> 00:24:04,535
Nice to meet you Arnold.

164
00:24:11,063 --> 00:24:14,257
Because this poor boy
was struck by lightning,

165
00:24:15,599 --> 00:24:17,946
while,
happily masturbates in the suburbs,

166
00:24:18,278 --> 00:24:19,700
he lost the gift of speech
because of the shock.

167
00:24:19,701 --> 00:24:21,517
But on the other hand,

168
00:24:21,518 --> 00:24:23,290
he never lost his erection.

169
00:24:26,232 --> 00:24:27,462
Arnold, leave us.

170
00:24:27,462 --> 00:24:30,145
And now the meal is served. Let's eat.

171
00:24:32,212 --> 00:24:33,390
Very well.

172
00:24:35,478 --> 00:24:37,745
I've known a guy like this before,
but not as bad.

173
00:25:09,622 --> 00:25:10,627
Bulls,

174
00:25:12,005 --> 00:25:13,612
newborn calf vagina,

175
00:25:14,591 --> 00:25:16,802
and goat testicles
in the "Provençale" style.

176
00:25:17,378 --> 00:25:19,474
I'll have her testicles.
- Serve yourself.

177
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,140
I'll taste the wine.

178
00:25:23,568 --> 00:25:24,864
How good it looks!

179
00:29:02,144 --> 00:29:04,766
How we could try to commit suicide
so stupid?

180
00:29:05,373 --> 00:29:06,398
In such a vulgar way.

181
00:29:06,399 --> 00:29:08,480
When all this time
there was this sublime death.

182
00:29:08,481 --> 00:29:10,134
I didn't waste a second.

183
00:29:11,116 --> 00:29:12,022
We wanted to reach orgasm!

184
00:33:44,035 --> 00:33:46,742
And our luck was that Maud,
he set us on the right path.

185
00:33:46,743 --> 00:33:49,593
And I think I did it for your own good.

186
00:33:49,758 --> 00:33:51,984
You did it, Maud. You did it.

187
00:33:52,905 --> 00:33:54,170
Do you remember those two guys?

188
00:33:54,171 --> 00:33:56,042
He has to remember,
surely.

189
00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:27,803
Hello gentlemen.

190
00:34:27,804 --> 00:34:29,773
To which we owe
the pleasure of your visit?

191
00:34:29,774 --> 00:34:30,774
Hello Madam,
we are conducting research ...

192
00:34:31,033 --> 00:34:32,033
Hi !

193
00:34:32,034 --> 00:34:33,844
Do some research. About what ?
- Hi.

194
00:34:33,845 --> 00:34:35,261
Well, um ...

195
00:34:35,262 --> 00:34:37,564
Here, please. Don't be afraid.

196
00:34:40,268 --> 00:34:41,644
Let us take care of you.

197
00:34:41,645 --> 00:34:42,726
So. Take a seat.

198
00:34:45,024 --> 00:34:46,626
Look.

199
00:34:46,627 --> 00:34:47,627
Take a seat.

200
00:34:47,628 --> 00:34:50,351
But I'm sorry, my friend and I.
we didn't mean to confuse you ...

201
00:34:50,386 --> 00:34:53,077
Nonsense, take your place.

202
00:34:57,969 --> 00:34:59,756
Isn't it better that way?

203
00:35:03,172 --> 00:35:04,412
So what do we start with?

204
00:35:08,318 --> 00:35:09,813
Well...

205
00:35:10,265 --> 00:35:13,888
Not bad. It's not bad at all.

206
00:35:13,889 --> 00:35:15,574
And she has such beautiful eyes.

207
00:35:18,907 --> 00:35:20,710
It's harder with these clothes on you.

208
00:35:22,332 --> 00:35:24,217
And this velvety skin.

209
00:41:43,143 --> 00:41:45,293
I should do it sometimes.

210
00:41:46,578 --> 00:41:48,163
I should do it sometimes,
and maybe I should start now.

211
00:43:32,598 --> 00:43:35,288
Maybe it would be sad
if he knew I was ...

212
00:43:36,342 --> 00:43:37,241
that I was...

213
00:43:37,973 --> 00:43:39,781
Death? Richard?

214
00:43:40,864 --> 00:43:41,883
Yes, Richard.

215
00:43:41,884 --> 00:43:42,884
I know you didn't like him.

216
00:43:43,541 --> 00:43:45,664
Because I love you too much.
It ruined your life.

217
00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:47,819
And you were successful through my death.

218
00:43:55,086 --> 01:27:51,503
Hello?

219
00:43:56,275 --> 00:43:57,368
Good morning, sir. Messenger.

220
00:43:58,262 --> 00:43:59,111
I'm fine, and you?

221
00:43:59,146 --> 00:44:01,165
Yes, we still have it under contract, sir. Messenger.

222
00:44:02,065 --> 00:44:04,473
15 days as an American star?
Do you agree ...

223
00:44:05,097 --> 00:44:06,675
But, of course, sir. Messenger.

224
00:44:07,230 --> 00:44:07,676
Goodbye.

225
00:44:07,677 --> 00:44:08,677
Goodbye, thank you!

226
00:44:10,509 --> 00:44:11,847
Where's that bitch?

227
00:45:15,201 --> 00:45:16,999
It's Richard! He came to pick me up.

228
00:45:17,034 --> 00:45:18,536
Forgive me. He's taking me to New York.

229
00:45:18,571 --> 00:45:19,906
He already has the tickets.

230
00:45:19,999 --> 00:45:21,075
I am so happy !

231
00:45:36,695 --> 00:45:40,295
Don't be so impatient. She wants to look great
for your meeting.

232
00:53:31,510 --> 00:53:32,425
Holy Sisoe! Guys!

233
00:53:32,844 --> 00:53:34,013
Am I still in bed or what?

234
00:53:36,645 --> 00:53:38,511
Shit!

235
00:53:40,170 --> 00:53:42,280
I do not believe !

236
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,463
She's just like the girls in my country. As.

237
00:53:54,052 --> 00:53:55,541
She's brunette. I like brunettes.

238
00:54:21,167 --> 00:54:22,388
Don't be a bastard!

239
01:00:13,703 --> 01:00:14,359
Hey guys !

240
01:00:15,351 --> 01:00:16,417
Stop moving.

241
01:00:17,242 --> 01:00:18,482
She is dead.

242
01:00:20,632 --> 01:00:21,694
Let's get out of here as soon as possible.
- Yes.

243
01:00:25,066 --> 01:00:25,897
Let's go !

244
01:00:27,269 --> 01:00:28,486
Come on. Move your ass!

245
01:00:29,391 --> 01:00:30,008
Let's go !

246
01:00:31,213 --> 01:00:32,446
Go ahead !

247
01:00:32,447 --> 01:00:33,447
Okay, okay, I'm starting now.

248
01:02:33,352 --> 01:02:37,415
I see, Charlene. You are afraid
that you will not have the strength to go all the way.

249
01:02:38,467 --> 01:02:39,530
I'll help you, my dear.

250
01:02:40,241 --> 01:02:41,289
We will help you.

251
01:02:43,668 --> 01:02:46,479
Arnold. Give him the most pleasant death.

252
01:02:46,514 --> 01:02:48,183
It's for her own good.

253
01:08:33,243 --> 01:08:34,395
Now it's my turn.

254
01:08:41,158 --> 01:08:42,267
I will come to join you.

255
01:08:42,302 --> 01:08:42,654
Not !

256
01:08:43,815 --> 01:08:44,829
You don't have to die.

257
01:08:46,036 --> 01:08:48,975
Thanks for your presence,
we are not isolated from the world of the living.

258
01:08:48,976 --> 01:08:50,852
We exist through you.

259
01:08:54,454 --> 01:08:56,938
Continue what you started Maud.

260
01:08:58,327 --> 01:09:00,345
Yes. Go on, Maud.

261
01:09:00,346 --> 01:09:02,315
Go. Go and look for the others.

262
01:09:02,747 --> 01:09:04,216
Come back quickly.

263
01:10:22,498 --> 01:10:25,706
Death is too important a thing
that it was done in an old-fashioned way.

264
01:10:26,746 --> 01:10:28,763
Maud, you've finally arrived.

265
01:10:29,322 --> 01:10:30,585
Pick up your dress.

266
01:10:30,947 --> 01:10:32,577
Comfort yourself.

267
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Yes.

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01:10:35,015 --> 01:10:36,013
Comfort yourself, Maud.

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01:10:36,779 --> 01:10:38,060
Comfort yourself, that before.

270
01:10:47,372 --> 01:10:49,152
Come on Maud, you have the courage.

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01:10:49,187 --> 01:10:55,126
I am very tired.
Let me be ... let me be ...

272
01:10:55,757 --> 01:10:56,757
Not yet.

273
01:10:56,758 --> 01:10:58,128
There is still so much to do.

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01:10:58,129 --> 01:11:00,082
I want to rest.

275
01:11:05,729 --> 01:11:08,817
I can't ... I'm tired.

276
01:11:08,818 --> 01:11:10,242
Tired.

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01:11:10,934 --> 01:11:11,810
Do it for us, Maud.

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01:11:12,609 --> 01:11:13,952
You owe us so much.

279
01:11:14,488 --> 01:11:15,898
I can not do this anymore.

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01:11:23,761 --> 01:11:24,862
Maud.

281
01:11:25,824 --> 01:11:27,021
Maud. Come back quickly.

282
01:11:27,022 --> 01:11:28,142
Maud, go on.

283
01:11:29,574 --> 01:11:30,489
I was waiting for you, Maud.

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01:11:30,490 --> 01:11:31,605
Maud, you have to keep going.

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01:11:32,007 --> 01:11:35,311
You need to find the strength to continue, Maud.

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01:11:45,398 --> 01:11:47,877
We're leaving, Arnold.

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